Tag: Dr. B
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m a thespian and often play characters who wear a lot of make-up. Now my skin is a mess, and I have a new role coming up where I play Marie Antoinette. I’m extremely worried about my close-ups. Any advice? Sincerely, J. Depp Dear Jenny, Most thespians do not wear a lot…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m a Prepper, and I’ve planned for almost every disaster known to man. The only thing I haven’t figured out is what to do with all the bodies of dead, stupid people that weren’t as prepared as me, so they don’t stink up the world and make us survivors sick. Any suggestions?…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m a thirty year old female suffering from Macular Degeneration. The UK just approved embryonic stem cell treatment as an experimental cure. I hate the thought of destroying a fertilized human egg, but I really don’t want to lose my sight. Help! Sincerely, Blinded By The Right Dear Belinda, You have the…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I’m an inmate on Death Row at a Wyoming prison and am set to be executed by lethal injection next week. I don’t have health insurance and, with name-brand drugs being so expensive, I figured I’d just use generics to save some cash. My personal physician/executioner says I should just splurge on…
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