Tag: diet
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Let’s Move!!
The Ad Council took time off from their Do Your Own Thing! campaign to team up with Michelle Obama for another chapter of the Let’s Move! shame-fest. As a change of pace, they will introduce an actual victim of non-movement as opposed to showering the public with vocal platitudes from fictional characters like Bugs Bunny…
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Ask Dr. Baddadvaisz
Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz, I really love Thanksgiving, but always tend to over eat. Then, the next morning I wake up with a food hangover and can barely make it to Penneys for the Black Friday Super Sale. What’s a girl to do? Sincerely, M. Osmond Dear Moises, A hang over is just Mother Nature’s…
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The Cee-Lo Low C Diet
Hey y’all. It’s me, Cee-Lo Green, and I’d like to talk to you about the very serious problem of weight loss. You know, people always tell me to get my vitamin C, so I googled it and guess what I found out. Vitamin C is an acid. Acid is in Compound W. Compound W burns…
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