Tag: Covid
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CDC Expands Coronavirus Symptoms
America- Today the CDC released a list of new symptoms associated with COVID-19, the new contagion that’s sweeping the nation and the world. Dr. Elmer Poote, spokesperson for the Center for Disease Control, advised that the virus may have mutated, and thus present in a range of new symptoms. “We don’t quite know the entire spectrum of new…
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First Left-Handed White Rapper Between the Ages of 19 & 25 Who Lives with Parents Contracts Coronavirus
Abner Pooterman, A.K.A. “D.J. Huggy-Poote”, a 23 year old convenience store clerk at the Shell station near the junior college has reportedly contracted the Coronavirus. Pooterman is the first left-handed white rapper between the ages of 19 & 25 who lives with his parents to test positive for the disease, shaking the foundations of the…
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