Tag: Covid
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South Korea: Model of Vaccine Effectiveness / Covid Hospitalizations surge in South Korea
SEOUL, South Korea- How did South Korea escape the pandemic relatively unaffected economically, with deaths at such low levels, while now vaccinating at such a high level that it has protected itself from future waves of illness and harsh lockdowns? That’s the question we should all be asking, and a clear vindication of the zero-Covid…
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Moderna Says Vaccines Safe For Kittens!
Moderna spokesperson, Dr. Arnim Zola, advised FDA Officials that preliminary testing of Covid vaccines on preadolescent felines looks quite promising. “Less than 40 percent of kittens that received the vaccine were adversly affected with debilitating side effects”, advised the ex-Hydra biochemist”, as opposed to the control group in which we observed no complications.” Although cats…
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MLS Testing Patience
The Major League Soccer organization (MLS) came under criticism this weekend as players became frustrated with Covid testing requirements prior to an FC Austin / FC Cincinnati non-conference match. Team managers and owners were also incensed at what they deemed unnecessary and time-consuming constraints set by League Commissioner, Don Garber. Officials and stadium security staff…
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CDC Quells Myocarditis Fears…
The Center for Disease Control (and Distribution) has found that numerous recipients of the second dose of the Covid-19 vaccine have experienced a mild heart condition known as myocarditis. Representatives of the CDC, Pfizer, Moderna, and Satan held a press conference to discuss a specific “very, extremely, super-rare, like way rare” side effect that has…
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