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Tag: Covid

  • Swiss Say “Ja!” to Masks

    Swiss Covid experts are saying members of the public should start wearing face masks again, just three years after the Covid-19 pandemic officially ended. The Swiss immunologists emphasized that wearing a face mask can help reduce the spread of viruses like Covid. The call for greater protection measures comes on the heels of a new spike in…

  • Closed for the Season

    Roughly 16% of Christian congregations throughout the US cancelled church on Christmas Day this year, up 5% from 2016.  While most congregations thought it even more important to gather for Christmas services Sunday, some churches chose to opt out for a variety of reasons. Mert Walinski, the pastor of Living Hope Christian Church in Shreveport,…

  • CDC OK’s N95’s…again.

    ATLANTA, U.S.A.- Having lost the war on COVID, CDC officials have now approved new protective devices in the event of nuclear attack.  The N-95 head-covering is made from state-of-the-art magnetized synthetic polypropylene fibers, which gives it plyability and protection in a lightweight, discreet package. The Nuclear-95 series protects the wearer against 95% of nuclear debris…

  • Right-Wing Truckers Disguise Confederate Flags as Canadian Flags

    Racist Canadian truckers and their racist right-wing supporters took to the highways over the weekend to brandish Confederate flags and yell racial epithets at anyone who would listen.  Chants of “No vaccine mandates” and “My body, my choice” and other hate speech echoed throughout the crowds as they waved Confederate hate banners (pictured above) disguised…