Tag: Christmas
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Happy All-Inclusive, Non-Offensive, Observance of What May Not Be Referred To As A Christian Holiday !!
If you happen to be one of the seven people in the world who doesn’t celebrate Christmas, then I’d like to wish you a very merry Yomramakkwanzanadan, or as I like to call it “Yom-Rom”! Now you and your sect, creed, crew, or faction can jump into the holiday festivities with all us right-wing, fundamental…
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The Hallidays
Hi everbuddy!! Its me, Tori, an I want to tell you all abowt how the Spelling family clebates the Hallidays! When I was a children, are family was Jewishers, an we celebated both Chrismiss and Hanakuh, which meens we had both a tree and a manurah to deckorate our tiny 56,000-square-feet home. Now, as a…
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Osama’s Christmas List
Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy this year. I haven’t sent any video casettes to the media for quite some time, and I have refrained from bombing many infidels for several weeks. Therefore, I demand that you bring me the following items in celebration of the birth of your infidel child god: 1) A…
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