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Tag: cat

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Who says American ingenuity is dead?!? Not Laverdean Willis, founder, owner, and CEO of the latest in luxury feline waste removal, Cat Scat. No more emptying that disgusting litter box, now you can pick up the phone and dial 1-866-CAT-SCAT and a trained feline-waste management professional will be at your door in minutes! Cat Scat…

  • Feline Reform

    Obama and Congress are going to push for increases on taxes for pet owners, and kitten keepers specifically. In his 2011 budget, Obama calls for going back to the Ford era “Cat Taxes”, which required a luxury tax to be paid monthly on each feline in a household. House speaker Nancy Pelosi and Ways and…

  • Only In England…

    LONDON (AFP) – A cat which lost both back paws after a traumatic accident has regained an equally traumatic spring in its “step” after being fitted with prosthetic limbs. In a pointlessly groundbreaking surgery carried out by Noel Fitzpatrick, a Surrey-based veterinary surgeon, the custom-made implants were spot welded to the feline despite his high-pitched protests.…