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  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    At Triple Negative Industries, you’re company isn’t never not our first priority.  That’s why we refuse not to ensure you never feel confident in our inability to meet your business needs. And if you’re not fully satisfied with our results we won’t hesitate to refund your purchase in full for a charge equal to or greater…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Where do you go for all of your postmortem beauty supplies? Boy Howdy!! That’s right, Boy Howdy, with two convenient locations in the Provo area, is your one stop shopping center for all of your taxidermy and undertaking needs. So, where can you get quality corpsmetics at factory pricing?!? See our commercial here!!

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Who says American ingenuity is dead?!? Not Laverdean Willis, founder, owner, and CEO of the latest in luxury feline waste removal, Cat Scat. No more emptying that disgusting litter box, now you can pick up the phone and dial 1-866-CAT-SCAT and a trained feline-waste management professional will be at your door in minutes! Cat Scat…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    For 50 years, Lemurline International has served Malagasy primate investors and collectors with a full range of products, including sloth, ring tail and mouse lemurs, collectible lemur organs, and rare skeletal remains. Hi. I’m Marilyn Manson, spokesperson and CEO of Lemurline International. For more than 2000 years, individuals have owned lemurs for a wide variety…