Category: The Collected Works of Eldon Tubbs
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Klanging Symbol
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. O’ bespectacled matron Of encephalitic spawn, How pass ye such Opulent girth? Etch Fore’er, thee, pointless Papyrus packages, shatt’ring And splattering stained Ceilings of glass.
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Si Vous Plaitypus
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Yon subterranean analogous Croonings of fire lit flirtations and Offset offspring infestations Suffer, ’tis certain, ‘gainst shades Of Tim Burton’s luminolescent-lit Lemonade stand. Lusterous waves Of ageless grace, shine brightly in word And deed, as bask I yet in hours Bereft of Dharma & Gregor Mendel’s…
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Reused Towelette
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. And once again, you Have me confused with Someone you have me confused With, never to utter post- Prepositionally ended statements For fear of reaper cushions. Smear me not with pop- Starred pomp and greasy-fingered Giggles. For I, alone, do hold The keys to Jenny…
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Thought Sauce
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Brusquely flitting fae Blaring brilliantly ‘top Huddled hordes of hangers on. Brush ye e’er past Elegance whilst embracing Cutesy smiles and giggly Hooteresque asides, dwindling Yon intellect as Kim Cattrall beckons from the grave…
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