Category: Sports
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foObAww!!
That's right, America!! Blissfield totally beat Clinton Friday night in the first round of the Division 6 Michigan High School Football Play Offs! The score was something like 206-4 and the Schultz boys were totally awesome. That's them over there. Don't try to abduct them, internet prowlers. They'll totally pound you into Bolivians!! Anyway, they play…
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Go Blue?!? As If!!
Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, the rivalry returns, and Scott Finley is all over it like Oprah on a Toaster Strudel! Now, in the yesteryear of Michigan Football, the Wolverines were a titan-like machine of grid iron grace and destruction. Unfortunately, in recent days they’be been beaten by teams like Appalachia State, the university of Toledo,…
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New From Kia
Boo-yah, citizens!! Ya’ know, Lebron has a soft drink and Michael Jordan has a shoe…and underpants, but which NBA rising star has a new vehicle designed for your active (NBA) lifestyle? That would be Rajon and his (Kia) Rondo, with its bold style, comfort, flexibility and spaciousness of an SUV (see he actually plays bigger…
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Battle Of The Network Stars
Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, Scott Finley is back and since my wife won’t let me watch football after last weekend’s remote throwing “drama”, I’ll be reporting on all the stuff she will let me watch. That’s right! Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood!! Word has it that Brad Pitt donated $100,000 to defend California’s gay marriage…
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