Category: Sports
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A New Low?
Boo-yah, citizens!! Scott Finley here to rub some salt in the gaping, pus-filled, septic wounds of the Detroit Lions fan-base. The Lions, fast approaching the first 0-16 season in NFL history, gave up the ghost against a lackluster Tennessee Titans team on Thanksgiving. “We aren’t a very good team,” Coach Rod Marinelli remarked later at…
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foObAww!!
That's right, America!! Blissfield totally beat Clinton Friday night in the first round of the Division 6 Michigan High School Football Play Offs! The score was something like 206-4 and the Schultz boys were totally awesome. That's them over there. Don't try to abduct them, internet prowlers. They'll totally pound you into Bolivians!! Anyway, they play…
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Go Blue?!? As If!!
Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, the rivalry returns, and Scott Finley is all over it like Oprah on a Toaster Strudel! Now, in the yesteryear of Michigan Football, the Wolverines were a titan-like machine of grid iron grace and destruction. Unfortunately, in recent days they’be been beaten by teams like Appalachia State, the university of Toledo,…
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New From Kia
Boo-yah, citizens!! Ya’ know, Lebron has a soft drink and Michael Jordan has a shoe…and underpants, but which NBA rising star has a new vehicle designed for your active (NBA) lifestyle? That would be Rajon and his (Kia) Rondo, with its bold style, comfort, flexibility and spaciousness of an SUV (see he actually plays bigger…
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