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Category: Sports

  • March Madness?!? This Is SPARTA!!

    Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Scott Finley here with another installment of Losers’ Sports. That’s right, tonight we face the dreaded hordes of UNI! And even though nobody knows where Iowa is (not to mention northern Iowa), we shall defeat them all the same! I totally took my cestus to work today and have been waving it…

  • Tailing The Tiger

    Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Scott Finley here with another installment of Losers’ Sports. Tiger Woods made the news again this week when he was spotted riding shotgun through Los Angeles County in Al Cowlings white Ford Bronco.  Spokesperson and legal counsel for the defamed golfer, Jackie Chiles, made a statement from the back seat of the…

  • Nuggety Goodness

    Booyah, basketball fans!! It’s Scott Finley with another installment of Loser Sports Update.  As you know, Denver Nuggets Center, Chris Anderson was tossed out of the NBA on a two year suspension in 2006 for violating the league’s anti-drug policy (which should not be confused with the league’s anti-gun possession policy, anti-DUI policy, anti-wife punching policy,…

  • The “Answer”?!

    Only if the question is: “Why do the Pistons suck?!?” Going 23-26 since acquiring AI, the Pistons seem unable to slow their slide toward oblivian. “Maybe losing isn’t so bad,” suggests Coach Michael Curry. “I mean, look at the Lions. They got a whole new stadium and they totally blow. Fans are not so optimistic.…