Category: Sports
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World Cup News
Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Scott Finley here with another installment of Losers’ Sports. FIFA World Cup action started today with Mexico facing host South Africa. The 1-1 tie left the world confused, violated, and dehydrated. Luckily, it was already that way before the match started. Next came France Vs. Uruguay (or “Your-A-Gay”, as I like to…
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March Madness?!? This Is SPARTA!!
Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Scott Finley here with another installment of Losers’ Sports. That’s right, tonight we face the dreaded hordes of UNI! And even though nobody knows where Iowa is (not to mention northern Iowa), we shall defeat them all the same! I totally took my cestus to work today and have been waving it…
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Tailing The Tiger
Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Scott Finley here with another installment of Losers’ Sports. Tiger Woods made the news again this week when he was spotted riding shotgun through Los Angeles County in Al Cowlings white Ford Bronco. Spokesperson and legal counsel for the defamed golfer, Jackie Chiles, made a statement from the back seat of the…