Category: Sports
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The Kardashian Effect
Boo-Yah, sports fans. It’s Scott Finley with another exciting sports update, and today we’re going to be analyzing the universal anomaly known as The Kardashian Effect. Now, despite documented cases of brain cell evaporation suffered by millions of tweens and men living in their mothers’ basements who are helplessly addicted to “skank o’ vision”, the…
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What the turd?!?
Boo-Yah, sports fans. It’s Scott Finley with another exciting sports update!! Now, if you’re like me, you puke in your mouth every time you hear another report about Peyton Manning signing with another team, yet unlike me, you probably can’t swallow your own bile. Yesterday, Peyton, a person who can throw an oblong leather sack…
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BCS-BeCause we’re Stupid
Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Welcome to another edition of Losers’ Sports! It’s Bowl Season again and you know what that means! Shoulder-padded blonde chicks smooching each other in their bras…at least that’s what came up on the Google search. In reality, it’s forty-six elite teams playing in twenty-three pointless games, the winners of which will be…
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California Fans Still #1
Once again California sports fans are on top, this time upping the ante with an old west shoot-out at a 49ers / Raiders pre-season football game. Reports are that an Oakland Raiders fan wore a shirt that was deemed disrespectful by several obese San Francisco supporters, and retribution was the order of the day. “We…
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