Category: Sports
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What the turd?!?
Boo-Yah, sports fans. It’s Scott Finley with another exciting sports update!! Now, if you’re like me, you puke in your mouth every time you hear another report about Peyton Manning signing with another team, yet unlike me, you probably can’t swallow your own bile. Yesterday, Peyton, a person who can throw an oblong leather sack…
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BCS-BeCause we’re Stupid
Boo-Yah, sports fans!! Welcome to another edition of Losers’ Sports! It’s Bowl Season again and you know what that means! Shoulder-padded blonde chicks smooching each other in their bras…at least that’s what came up on the Google search. In reality, it’s forty-six elite teams playing in twenty-three pointless games, the winners of which will be…
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California Fans Still #1
Once again California sports fans are on top, this time upping the ante with an old west shoot-out at a 49ers / Raiders pre-season football game. Reports are that an Oakland Raiders fan wore a shirt that was deemed disrespectful by several obese San Francisco supporters, and retribution was the order of the day. “We…
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The Ray Lewis Horoscope Blitz
Hello everybody. It’s Psychic Ray, with some serious Zodiaction for all my fans! Airy– Difficulty will come your ways this week. Stab it with a shiv. Taco– Pleasure meets you at a local bar. Wear your white suit. Cancer– You got cancer. Go see your doctor. Your lucky number is 52. Jiminy– You are a…
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