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Tag: Truss Phunn

  • Ho! Yo! Word

    Das right!!  Danta Claus be’s comin’ ta town!  An’ he gots all the gifts what keep on givin’, yo!  Like, I gots one a’ them iPod’s das got eight gigabams and stores all my own personal rap songs, like Da Warehouse Rap-Song I did wiff my home-dawg, Mudd-Phlap. Anyways, I just wanted to tell all my homies and dawgs…

  • Dan Down!!

    Recent upheaval within local prison/ street/ ballroom/ mall/ petting zoo gang, The Dans, has left leader Dan “Running Dan” Reis on the outside of his own organization. “Yo, I ain’t cares!” the previous gang leader insists.  “I’ll makes me a better gang called the Trust Fund Gangstas and we’ll rule da whole prison, not to…