Tag: Truss Phunn
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This Christmas – From ABC Family…
Join America’s favorite player as he ushers in the Holidays in his first ever Christmas special, A Truss Phunn (and friends) Family Ecksmas. “Yo, das right,” Phunn told ABC Family in an exclusive interview. “All my homies, g-dawgs, an’ Papa Smurfs gon’ be there, yo!!” The rapper plans on treating his audience to new renditions…
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“Running Dans” Disband
Three members of mall/ dollar store/ miniature golf course/ Super Cuts gang, The Dans have splintered off to form the Dans Triad. “Yo! It be’s what we was meant to be’s,”advised Dans leader, Running Dan Reis (a.k.a. “Truss Phunn”). “Them other guys was weak an’ we had to cut ’em loose,” he continued, referring to…
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Gang Leader Does Diggs
Dan “Running Dan” Reis, controversial leader of street/ mall/ pizzeria/ miniature golf course/ petting zoo gang, The Dans, is now delving into the cut throat, hard-bitten world of fashion. “Das right,” the gangsta rap star insisted. “I be knowin’ everything ’bouts dope threads, yo!” His clothing line will be called Dressed to Arrest, and will include…
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Gang Leader Digs Idol
Dan “Running Dan” Reis, controversial leader of street/prison/zoo/pediatrics waiting room gang, The Dans was seen lurking backstage at the American Idols Live concert Sunday night at the Huntington Center in Toledo, OH. “Yo dawgs! I wunta been here at all”, the gang leader remarked making a “bood” sign with his fingers, “cept me and Bowersox go…
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