Tag: Shady Acres
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Anna Nicole Smith’s boyfriend stole my teeth!!
Wilma Lou Harris (80) of Sabina, OH, told reporters today that Anna Nicole Smith’s boyfriend, Howard K. Stern, and two of the playmate’s doctors conspired to steel her false teeth which she kept in a coffee mug near the side of her bed. “I heard them talking about it the other day in the cafeteria,”…
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I Am / Am Carrying Heath Ledger’s Love Child
Wilma Lou Harris (80) of Sabina, OH, told reporters today that she was indeed carrying Heath Ledger’s love child, and that she was also his illegitimate daughter. “Me and Heath got together at our high school reunion back in ’79, and I been pregnant ever since.” Staff at the Shady Acres Retirement Village are skeptical, though…
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