Tag: Running Dans
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Secret Gang Document Exposed
You saw it here first, folks!! That's right, I stumbled across this while hacking into the governement's USDA mainframe. It's The Dans game plan for the coming year. Read for yourself: To All My Homies and Peeps, (Standard gangster greeting) I've already said it a couple times, but just as a reminder. 2009 will be a breakout…
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Dan’s Drop-Out Complains!!
Well, Tom Depp, recent Dan’s drop-out and all around kiljoy, suggested today that my analysis of the four primary leg muscle groups was flawed, despite my not having asked his opinion. I explained that the torgs, guats, quints, and glumps needed to be simultaneously stretched before running, utilizing reverse-hurdle compressions. Tom questioned not only my…
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Dans On The Run…
Well, the the Dans made it back to Coney Island, despite their run-in with Detroits inner city gangs; the Baseball Boys, the Gimps, the Sassy Sisters, and the Tubby Wubbies. Unfortunately, they lost Huggie-Poot when he fell asleep on a bus stop bench in an anticlimactic narcoleptic fit. T-Roy got beat up by a couple of the Sassy’s. They pulled…
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Dan Joins A Gang
I’m not positive, but I think Dan joined a gang. He’s been a little secretive lately, just sitting in his office “working” on the computer. He gets strange visitors, like T-Roy from the paint shop, Reynolds from who knows where, and Depp from Maintenance. He’s got a picture of all of them up in his…
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