Tag: Running Dans
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“Running Dans” Disband
Three members of mall/ dollar store/ miniature golf course/ Super Cuts gang, The Dans have splintered off to form the Dans Triad. “Yo! It be’s what we was meant to be’s,”advised Dans leader, Running Dan Reis (a.k.a. “Truss Phunn”). “Them other guys was weak an’ we had to cut ’em loose,” he continued, referring to…
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Gang Leader Makes Album
Dan “Running Dan” Reis, controversial leader of the street/ prison/ mall/ convenience store/ TGI Friday’s/ hospital waiting-room gang, The Dans, announced today that he will be changing his name and embarking on a solo music career. Adopting the moniker, Truss Phunn, the would-be rap star plans to release his first song this week. “Yo, it…
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Under New Management
The void created by the ousting of once great Dans leader, Dan “Running Dan” Reis can be felt throughout the organization, and the query as to which Dan can take the reins of the mildly feared mensch machine is on everyone’s agenda. Will it be “Mud Flap”, the childishly innocent porpoise patting youngster of the…
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Dan Down!!
Recent upheaval within local prison/ street/ ballroom/ mall/ petting zoo gang, The Dans, has left leader Dan “Running Dan” Reis on the outside of his own organization. “Yo, I ain’t cares!” the previous gang leader insists. “I’ll makes me a better gang called the Trust Fund Gangstas and we’ll rule da whole prison, not to…
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