Tag: kitten
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Astrobiologists Accomplish…Something
Bored astrobiologists reported yesterday that they would be reevaluating the system used to gauge distance in the universe. “We were just sitting on our thumbs till they find some actual biology in space,” related NAI Director and granola girl, Penelope Boston, “but then Rory (referring to Rory Koffahoff, head of custodial staff at the Institute)…
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Frisky Kitten
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Fetid stench of death, smash relentless ‘Ponst my skull! Give me neither mercy Nor ibuprofen to quell my flashing agony. Would that I had purchased the optional Warranty…oh death, where is thy stick, For I cannot reach the bourbon in The back of the cupboard above…
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