Tag: Hunting
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Holiday Killin’
Hey everybody!! This is Ted! Like most of you, I took Christmas off from killin’ in order to partake in the warm glow of love and peace ushered in by the birth of our Lord and Savior. But at 12:01 AM on December 26, I was back in the killin’ saddle with a throat parching,…
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Mooses!!
Pssst!! It’s me, Ted. I’m whispering because I’m sitting near a mountain spring, in a thicket in the Grand Teton Mountain Range, watching a mother moose suckle her young calf. As I stare out at the beauty of the wild, I gain a clear glimpse of the majesty of nature, and my place in it. …
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The Ones What Nearly Get Away…
Hey everybody!! It’s me, Ted, and it’s time for another installment of Killin’ Things With Ted. Now, I know that most of you are still indoors from the harsh winter we’ve been experiencing, but I gotta tell you, this is prime killin’ season! Now, I once heard, “Never look a gift horse in the mouth”,…
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Deer Killin’
Hey folks!! It’s me, Ted, and this is another installment of Killin’ Things With Ted. This week I’m going to be going over the basics of killin’ a deer with your bare hands. As seen here, I have killed this deer with my bare hands. How did I do it? Ancient Chinese secret. I’m just…
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