Tag: Gangs
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Secret Gang Document Exposed
You saw it here first, folks!! That's right, I stumbled across this while hacking into the governement's USDA mainframe. It's The Dans game plan for the coming year. Read for yourself: To All My Homies and Peeps, (Standard gangster greeting) I've already said it a couple times, but just as a reminder. 2009 will be a breakout…
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“Dans” Drop-out Speaks!!
That’s right, America!! The Dans are going down! This week, a disgruntled member of the Dans spoke out against the gang after being left out of the Gang Symposium held in Detroit last weekend. The gang member, whom we’ll simply refer to as “Tom D.” to protect his innocence, said that he was recently demoted to “second string” and replaced…
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Detroit Gangfest Weekend
Well, Dan and his gang have been talking about “running” in Detroit this weekend. They even have Travis involved and are taking him to “Cobo” for some kind of “expo” (“ex”= anti + “po”= police) this afternoon. I tried to warn him that they were bad news, but you know how naive Travis is, especially…
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Dan Joins A Gang
I’m not positive, but I think Dan joined a gang. He’s been a little secretive lately, just sitting in his office “working” on the computer. He gets strange visitors, like T-Roy from the paint shop, Reynolds from who knows where, and Depp from Maintenance. He’s got a picture of all of them up in his…
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