Tag: Gamba
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An Existential Award Show
Zimbabwean farmer, Gamba Ndlovu writes: Dear Good People of Mayberry, This night, I again made the pilgrimage to Harare in order to have my yak impregnated. Sadly, the tribesman whom I had bartered with for the use of his bull had butchered his yak to feed his children and the mother of his wife, whom…
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An Existential TV Show
Zimbabwean farmer, Gamba Ndlovu writes: Dear American Broadcasting Corporation, Greetings. I am very appreciative of your many entertainment broadcasts, and though the quality of your programming has declined for many years, I am still enjoying them greatly. Often I travel to Harare and view the television at Sekuru Kaguvi Hospital while my wife attempts to…
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An Existential Boat Loan
Zimbabwean farmer, Gamba Ndlovu writes: Dear Scott Financial Services, Recently I have decided to alter my employment and begin a new career, and for this reason I have contacted you. My yak has gone to be with the elders, thus I can no longer sustain my family on the vegetation my plot can produce. As…
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An Additional Existential Quandry
Zimbabwean farmer, Gamba Ndlovu writes: Dear A&E Television, Recently, I heard of your very popular reality show entitled “Hoarders” and would like to submit my sister, Mdwana, as a contestant. She has many unnecessary items in her hut which complicate her existence. Some days ago, I journeyed to her home hoping to borrow some water…
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