Tag: baffled
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Deep Space Anamoly Flashes Scientists
A deviant supermassive black hole has baffled scientists after it was spotted ‘flashing’ them from across the galaxy. Astronomer’s say they’ve never witnessed anything quite as disgusting in space, though astronaut, Suni Williams, says she’s seen worse. ”Butch (fellow astronaut, Barry ‘Butch’ Wilmore) is a straight-up pig,” she advised. “It’s like he doesn’t even own…
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Chinese Scientists Baffled by ‘House’ Spotted on Far Side of Lunar Surface!
Experts were left baffled when Lunar Rover, Yutu 2, snapped a picture of a strange cube-shaped object from a distance roughly 260 feet (80 meters) away in November. The object has been dubbed “mystery house” until experts can get a better look to determine whether it’s classic Colonial, Tudor or, quite possibly, a townhouse. As…
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Scientists Baffled by Venusian Vapors
It’s not every day that scientists are baffled by penguin feces. In fact, some scientists go weeks at a time without being perplexed by flippered-bird scat, but after these penguin droppings were found to contain phosphine – a gas found a good 38 million miles away on Venus– researchers have been left scratching their heads…after…
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A Sinking Feeling…
Eight homes in Lake County, CA (near San Francisco) are at risk of being sucked into the ground following the appearance of a sinkhole in the midst of a residential neighborhood. It’s so bad, even Postal Carriers are being turned away from the area. “I could really give a crap,” remarked Elvin Martin, an unofficial…
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