Category: Weather
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Sun’s Strange Behavior Baffles Scientists
The sun’s surface erupted early Sunday, blasting tons of plasma (ionized atoms) into space. These atoms are headed toward Earth and could create a stunning light show in the process…and a rise in temperatures. Yes, scientists now know that solar eruptions, aside from being dazzlingly bright and super-neat, can actually produce waves of radiation known as…
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Vandalism Skyrockets In Iceland
Glacial volcano, Eyjafjallajökull, erupted earlier this week after two hobbits mistook it for the fabled Mount Doom. Authorities say the duo threw a ring and a small humanoid into the molten rock below causing the mountain to explode and flood the countryside in a wave of fiery death. “I knew we shouldn’t have cut back…
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Getting Warmer
Remember when the universe exploded and made people and giraffes and a completely self contained ecosystem capable of providing for every life form contained therein, and Beanie Babies? Little did we know back then that that same world would one day face destruction by the very mankind it somehow created out of a tadpole and…
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Volcanoes Are Our Friends?
I know what you’re saying. “Volcanoes aren’t my friends!” Well, that’s where you’re wrong. Ya’ know, of the 1500 active volcanoes in the world today, none of them has ever sold drugs to my grandma, stabbed my dog, or called me a derogatory, ethnic slur. So why do they get such a bad rap? Let’s…
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