Category: Weather
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Geologists Just “Spitballing” Now
Perplexed geologists are scrambling to explain unusual seismic activity on Sao Jorge Island, in Portugal’s Azores archipelago. “It’s an enigma,” said seismologist Joao Fontiela. “Or is that ‘enema’? I get the two confused.” Although tremors are common in the Azores, Sao Jorge itself is generally spared seismic activity. But with more than 27,000 small tremors…
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National Weather Service Forecasts Bugs
PALM SPRINGS, Calif. – Earlier today, radar footage showed a green mass spanning more than 60 miles, and moving south. In a Twitter post, the San Diego office of the National Weather Service referred to it as a “cloud” or “bloom” of ladybugs. The weather service’s tweet has prompted several news reports about the swarm of…
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A Sinking Feeling…
Eight homes in Lake County, CA (near San Francisco) are at risk of being sucked into the ground following the appearance of a sinkhole in the midst of a residential neighborhood. It’s so bad, even Postal Carriers are being turned away from the area. “I could really give a crap,” remarked Elvin Martin, an unofficial…
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Hurricane Isaac
As the hurricane approaches, one brave man risks the storm to bring you this up to the minute report.
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