Category: Travel
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The Running Dan…
Well, I’ve taken time from drawing an Amish farmer with a pitch fork to relate another darkness that has been visited upon my life…by Dan. After training yesterday, Dan and I went for a run. Now, due to my altitude poisoning (and scarfing down half a bag of cheddar harvest Sun Chips), I was only…
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Dan Held My Muffin…
Okay, Dan totally redeemed himself today. First, I needed some toothpaste, and guess what. He let me use his Sensodyne. It was green like guacamole, but it did the job. Thanks Dan. So then we were getting ready to go to training, and I had to get a water from my room. Well my hands…
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Dan Is A Big Baby!!
Okay, we’re going to training, right? So I’m at the airport walking along enjoying the swirling chaos, when I see Dan sitting at the payphones crying. First of all, he’s got shorts on with his t-shirt tucked in, so he already looks like his grandma dressed him, but worse, the look on his face is…
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Dan Joins A Gang
I’m not positive, but I think Dan joined a gang. He’s been a little secretive lately, just sitting in his office “working” on the computer. He gets strange visitors, like T-Roy from the paint shop, Reynolds from who knows where, and Depp from Maintenance. He’s got a picture of all of them up in his…
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