Category: Travel
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Dan’s Drop-Out Complains!!
Well, Tom Depp, recent Dan’s drop-out and all around kiljoy, suggested today that my analysis of the four primary leg muscle groups was flawed, despite my not having asked his opinion. I explained that the torgs, guats, quints, and glumps needed to be simultaneously stretched before running, utilizing reverse-hurdle compressions. Tom questioned not only my…
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Little Danny Dirty Hat
Ya’ know, Adam (until now referred to as “The New Guy”) and I were having a discussion on gereral hygeine and apparrel cleanliness when Dan (leader of Prison/ Street/ Mall Gang The Dans) barged in and started asking us the most bizarre questions. “What are you guys doing?” and “How’s it going?” and whatnot. Well,…
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Bundled Up
The new guy got all bundled up today, went outside, slipped on the ice, and threw his back out. Then he just laid there, rolling back and forth, whining. So I shouted, “Get up, wussy!!” in my most compassionate voice, but he just laid there like a slug. Anyway, I left him there in the…
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Dans On The Run…
Well, the the Dans made it back to Coney Island, despite their run-in with Detroits inner city gangs; the Baseball Boys, the Gimps, the Sassy Sisters, and the Tubby Wubbies. Unfortunately, they lost Huggie-Poot when he fell asleep on a bus stop bench in an anticlimactic narcoleptic fit. T-Roy got beat up by a couple of the Sassy’s. They pulled…
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