Category: Travel
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Drunken Eagle (Scout)
Dan “Running Dan” Reis, leader of the prison/ street/ mall/ arcade/ pizzeria/ theatre lobby gang, The Dans recently admitted to underage drinking while an active member of one of this country’s most hallowed youth organizations, The Boy Scouts of America. “Yo, it be trues!” Reis insisted, while making what looked like a “B” and an “M”…
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Gang Leader Gets A New Ride!!
Local gang leader, Dan “Running Dan” Reis, today purchased a vintage motor carriage with ilicit funds received from the illegal enterprises of his prison/ street/ mall/ pizzeria/ fitness center gang, The Dans. “Yo dis car be da bomb, yo!!” Reis told reporters. “I be rollin’ large now, yo!” “We were supposed to be saving that…
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International Incident
MILAN, Mich. – Local hero and excellent driver, Deke Schultz, drove the government’s International CO1850 switcher truck into a ditch today. “The steering was a little tight”, Schultz related after the incident. “The sun was in my eyes, I’m going through a stressful time in my life right now, and I have a yeast infection.”…
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Secret Gang Document Exposed
You saw it here first, folks!! That's right, I stumbled across this while hacking into the governement's USDA mainframe. It's The Dans game plan for the coming year. Read for yourself: To All My Homies and Peeps, (Standard gangster greeting) I've already said it a couple times, but just as a reminder. 2009 will be a breakout…
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