Category: Travel
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Dan Down!!
Recent upheaval within local prison/ street/ ballroom/ mall/ petting zoo gang, The Dans, has left leader Dan “Running Dan” Reis on the outside of his own organization. “Yo, I ain’t cares!” the previous gang leader insists. “I’ll makes me a better gang called the Trust Fund Gangstas and we’ll rule da whole prison, not to…
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The New Guys
Well, I have deigned to acquiesce to popular opinion and name Mielke my replacement as the Unicor Warehouse Foreman of the Eon. It will be a bittersweet moment when Bret straps on my boots (both figuratively and literally, I left them under Mud Flap’s desk), grabs the keys, and destroys a trailer in my own…
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Local Shyster Dupes Gang Leader
Dan “Running Dan” Reis, leader of local prison/street/parking lot/summer camp/landfill gang The Dans, reportedly purchased a vehicle this week from used car salesman Rory J. Kofahoff, of Swindler Auto Group. “I saw this guy coming a mile away,” Kofahoff admits. “I mean he didn’t even have a shirt on.” Witnesses say it was like watching a fat…
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A National Award
It’s official!! Our factory has just won the most prestigious award ever imagined in this or any other realm of existence. The highly coveted Industries, Education & Vocational Training Division Special Recognition Award is the proverbial Holy Grail of Prison Factory success, followed closely by the Super Kudos Award For Total Awesomeness. A visibly emotional Deanna “Bon” Johnson…
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