Category: Travel
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Ho! Yo! Word
Das right!! Danta Claus be’s comin’ ta town! An’ he gots all the gifts what keep on givin’, yo! Like, I gots one a’ them iPod’s das got eight gigabams and stores all my own personal rap songs, like Da Warehouse Rap-Song I did wiff my home-dawg, Mudd-Phlap. Anyways, I just wanted to tell all my homies and dawgs…
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The Bloated Carcass of Chivalry Discovered!
Today the Mrs. and I stumbled across chivalry's dead, bloated, maggot infested corpse sitting in a Phoenix International Airport chair, next to an order of French fries, watching a Rob Schneider DVD on his laptop. Next we witnessed the death throes of compassion vacantly consuming an overpriced chef salad whilst occupying three seats along with…
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Airplane Lavatories
Am I the only one that gets confused when they enter an airplane bathroom? I mean, it’s the same size as a porta-john, and there’s a drain just about hip level in both. Granted, the air lav’s is on the right, but how does that help me determine that it is actually a sink?!?…
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Under New Management
The void created by the ousting of once great Dans leader, Dan “Running Dan” Reis can be felt throughout the organization, and the query as to which Dan can take the reins of the mildly feared mensch machine is on everyone’s agenda. Will it be “Mud Flap”, the childishly innocent porpoise patting youngster of the…
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