Category: Travel
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Gang Leader Does Diggs
Dan “Running Dan” Reis, controversial leader of street/ mall/ pizzeria/ miniature golf course/ petting zoo gang, The Dans, is now delving into the cut throat, hard-bitten world of fashion. “Das right,” the gangsta rap star insisted. “I be knowin’ everything ’bouts dope threads, yo!” His clothing line will be called Dressed to Arrest, and will include…
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Gang Leader Digs Idol
Dan “Running Dan” Reis, controversial leader of street/prison/zoo/pediatrics waiting room gang, The Dans was seen lurking backstage at the American Idols Live concert Sunday night at the Huntington Center in Toledo, OH. “Yo dawgs! I wunta been here at all”, the gang leader remarked making a “bood” sign with his fingers, “cept me and Bowersox go…
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Gang Leader Makes Album
Dan “Running Dan” Reis, controversial leader of the street/ prison/ mall/ convenience store/ TGI Friday’s/ hospital waiting-room gang, The Dans, announced today that he will be changing his name and embarking on a solo music career. Adopting the moniker, Truss Phunn, the would-be rap star plans to release his first song this week. “Yo, it…
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Back At Sea
Yes, after a short stay on land following our Alaskan journey, we decided to cruise the harbor at Long Beach this weekend. It was an awesome forty-five minutes of viewing significant hull damage on oil frigates, smelling dead fish waste on the sunning sea lions, and watching pelicans slam their faces into the water from seventy-five feet up, yet it somehow…
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