Category: Travel
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Oldest Active Pilot Breaks Multiple Records
PLACERVILLE, Calif. – A 95-year-old Northern California man has become the world’s oldest active pilot. The Sacramento Pointless Press reported Tuesday that Guinness World Record keepers confirmed that a flight last month by Peter Weber Jr. qualified him for the record book. Weber was 95 years, 4 months and 23 days old when he flew…
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This Christmas – From ABC Family…
Join America’s favorite player as he ushers in the Holidays in his first ever Christmas special, A Truss Phunn (and friends) Family Ecksmas. “Yo, das right,” Phunn told ABC Family in an exclusive interview. “All my homies, g-dawgs, an’ Papa Smurfs gon’ be there, yo!!” The rapper plans on treating his audience to new renditions…
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“Running Dans” Disband
Three members of mall/ dollar store/ miniature golf course/ Super Cuts gang, The Dans have splintered off to form the Dans Triad. “Yo! It be’s what we was meant to be’s,”advised Dans leader, Running Dan Reis (a.k.a. “Truss Phunn”). “Them other guys was weak an’ we had to cut ’em loose,” he continued, referring to…
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Boarding Time
Recently coming under fire for using x-ray machines to look at girls underpants, TSA Screeners may have discovered a vital clue to aviation problems plaguing the nation. When Delta Airlines had three Boeing 767 planes emergency land in one day, lead TSA Screener, Monica Wadsworth (far left) became suspicious. “Sure, planes crash all the…
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