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  • The O’Limpicks

    Geuss waht!! I’m goine to Chinal.  It’s this countrie all the way over by the Japaners.  I’m goine with Jenny Garths, from 90201.  She had a extra ticket, an since Ian Zierine had a call back on a Kentuicy Fright Chickens comercial, he couldn’t go.  Were goine to see the O’limpicks while were there.  Thats…

  • Gas Prizes

    Gess what!! Gas prizes are goin up! I just herd it on the news this morning. Ferst of all, I didnt even know thay had gas prizes. I meen, I have a car that probly runs on gas, or corn, so lots of times my servants go put gas in my car, but they never…

  • Globule Warmings

    Gess what!!  I just checked my pool an its warmer than it was last night when I swam with my dog, Mimi Larue!  You know what that meens, dont you?!?  That meens globule warmings have come to Califoria. If you arent famyliar with globule warmings, its when globules of water warm up and melt poler…

  • Child Stardumb

    Milye Cyrus is totally in the spotlight write now, and if shes anything lyke me, shes sure having a fun time!! Im sure you all remember what a big star I was back in the nineteen-somethings, but when I luke back on it, sometimes it was really hard to be such a huge Holywood actoress.…