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  • Gas Prizes

    Gess what!! Gas prizes are goin up! I just herd it on the news this morning. Ferst of all, I didnt even know thay had gas prizes. I meen, I have a car that probly runs on gas, or corn, so lots of times my servants go put gas in my car, but they never…

  • Globule Warmings

    Gess what!!  I just checked my pool an its warmer than it was last night when I swam with my dog, Mimi Larue!  You know what that meens, dont you?!?  That meens globule warmings have come to Califoria. If you arent famyliar with globule warmings, its when globules of water warm up and melt poler…

  • Child Stardumb

    Milye Cyrus is totally in the spotlight write now, and if shes anything lyke me, shes sure having a fun time!! Im sure you all remember what a big star I was back in the nineteen-somethings, but when I luke back on it, sometimes it was really hard to be such a huge Holywood actoress.…

  • 010110000001100010

    Thats binairy code for 90210! Now four those of you who arent familyer with the binairy code, its just anuther way of expressing numericle valyoos!! See, insted of using the dijits 0-9, we only use 0-1 (again, if we used anything larger it would be like multaplying 2*2^n and getting 2^n+1, witch would not fit…