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Category: Tori Spelling’s Tean Beet

  • The Hallidays

    Hi everbuddy!! Its me, Tori, an I want to tell you all abowt how the Spelling family clebates the Hallidays! When I was a children, are family was Jewishers, an we celebated both Chrismiss and Hanakuh, which meens we had both a tree and a manurah to deckorate our tiny 56,000-square-feet home. Now, as a…

  • Robobama Winz!!

    Yup, we have a new presudent now. In fack, he’s the first Africa America presudent since Nixun!! I watched the dubates an thought he had a nicer suit and was handsummer. But then lassnight, I toatally forgot too vote because I was celebating my dogs, Mimi Laroue, first birthday in witch she was dead (froun).…

  • Why I Dont Hate Fat Peeple!!

    Geuss what!! The other night on Innertainment Tonight, Jann Carl showed a picture of me and I got all exsided, but then she said I looked like I was haveen twins, which my husbend said meant she was saying Im fat. That saddenized me (froun) and made me think about all the peeple that dint…

  • The O’Limpicks

    Geuss waht!! I’m goine to Chinal.  It’s this countrie all the way over by the Japaners.  I’m goine with Jenny Garths, from 90201.  She had a extra ticket, an since Ian Zierine had a call back on a Kentuicy Fright Chickens comercial, he couldn’t go.  Were goine to see the O’limpicks while were there.  Thats…