Category: Tori Spelling’s Tean Beet
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The Ignoramous
Guess what?!? This munth, Robobama will go out to his rose gardin and get sworn at as Presidunt! All the presidunts do it. Its called the “ignoramous”, and I geuss its like when you join a serorities in colege, not that I’d know because I was a actor and couldnt go to colege. Anyways, I…
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The Hallidays
Hi everbuddy!! Its me, Tori, an I want to tell you all abowt how the Spelling family clebates the Hallidays! When I was a children, are family was Jewishers, an we celebated both Chrismiss and Hanakuh, which meens we had both a tree and a manurah to deckorate our tiny 56,000-square-feet home. Now, as a…
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Robobama Winz!!
Yup, we have a new presudent now. In fack, he’s the first Africa America presudent since Nixun!! I watched the dubates an thought he had a nicer suit and was handsummer. But then lassnight, I toatally forgot too vote because I was celebating my dogs, Mimi Laroue, first birthday in witch she was dead (froun).…
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Why I Dont Hate Fat Peeple!!
Geuss what!! The other night on Innertainment Tonight, Jann Carl showed a picture of me and I got all exsided, but then she said I looked like I was haveen twins, which my husbend said meant she was saying Im fat. That saddenized me (froun) and made me think about all the peeple that dint…
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