Category: Tori Spelling’s Tean Beet
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Aleuns Frum Spayce!!
Guess waht?!? Dr. Steven Hawkwing said this weke to bee very carefull when deeling with aleuns. For those of yuo who dont know, Docter Hawkwing is a fishiscist, witch means he’s supper smart and knows lots of math. Now, I thougt that aleuns were just make beleeve, lyke the Smerfs, or Samta, or Helth Cares, but sciencers now…
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A Holywood Minnit
Guess waht?!? Tiger Wuds is in rehabs in Missippissi. Thats right, sourses say he’s in a top secrete sax addiction clinic in Hattsberger. I din’t even know he played. Clinic directer, Dr. Patrik Carnes says he will remaine “in communal condo” untill hes completed his treatmunt. Butt if you ask mee, a communel condo is…
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My Highschool Reyunions!!
I was watching Saved By The Bells the other day and geuss whom I saw singing in the school quire with Zack and Screech and all the rest of the supperstar cast. Me, that’s whoom!! I was super young and had pig tales and was wearing a yellow shirt (bleck!! not my colore.) and singing…
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Meat the Teem
Geuss what!! The CEO of Lozer Newz invited me to go too his sun’s football Meat the Teem assembly at his high school! I’m real exited and can hardly wait to sit in the stands (which seems toatally derfy to me) with the semple folk that don’t know about plastic surgery or fashun! I don’t…
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