Category: Tori Spelling’s Tean Beet
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Supper Sumer!!
Geuss what! The sumer of 2011 is going to be the best sumer yet for Supper Heero Movies, starting with Thorp. The legundary God of Thundarr is cast out of Assgard by his dad Zoos an becomes the world’s gratest defender. Then, in June, Capten Americas is born from a secret lavatory when he cant…
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Dalights Shaving Times
Geuss waht! I jest found owt that tonight is Dalights Shaving Time. Now, I’ve never celebated it befour cause Im Jewish, but I geuss it’s where you to get up at 2:00 AM’s in the mourning and shave, accept you have to do it in the dalight, witch is hard cuz its usualy dark at…
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A Grater Terowrist Thret
Geuss waht!! I jus found out the terrerists in Afganiraq have competishun from the Yemeners who live in a contry called Yemen. That rimes with “lemen”!! Evadently, the Yemeners dont like us more then Al Kyta doesnt. Thats sadd:( *froun*. I here its because of a guy naimed Anwart Alawaky, whose an Islamer preest, dosent like…
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Aleuns Frum Spayce!!
Guess waht?!? Dr. Steven Hawkwing said this weke to bee very carefull when deeling with aleuns. For those of yuo who dont know, Docter Hawkwing is a fishiscist, witch means he’s supper smart and knows lots of math. Now, I thougt that aleuns were just make beleeve, lyke the Smerfs, or Samta, or Helth Cares, but sciencers now…
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