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Category: Tori Spelling’s Tean Beet

  • Hapy Halloweene!

    Geuss waht! Its almost Halloweene! I cant heartily wait. Were halving the tradishunal Speling Holloweene Estragavanza for all are friends and famly. Weel do all the tradishunal Halloweene activites like bopping for apples an carfing jak-o-landers an doine wip-its and evrything!!   Were goine too dress the keds up like zombees and have them walk…

  • Aretha Dairchy

    Geuss waht! I jess found own James Gandalfinini died of a hart atack!! I din’t even know he was seck. He was only fefty-one yeers old, witch is only therty yeers older then I thinck I am!! I saw a pitcher of him when I was looking for mysilf on Ennertanement Tonigt. He was supper…

  • Clowse Cal!!

    Geuss waht! I jess found owt a asstroid passed supper-close to Erth this morning!! I saw it on one of those commershals thet come on betwene episods of Hunny Boo-Boo. Thay said it came within seventean thosend miles of our planit which is Erth. That’s lyke from hear to Kansis! Lukily, it didnt reech the…

  • The Presidental Debaise

    Geuss waht! Lass nite I watched the Presidental Debaise!!  It was supper awsome and Robobama was there with a new Presidunt named Mitch Rockney. He was older an had reelly nice hare and he was supper smart and ansered all the questions pollitely. But Robobama seamed mad an din’t want to talk abowt his erconmic…