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Category: Tori Spelling’s Tean Beet

  • Get Owt the Boat…Againe!

    Gess what! The elekshuns are coming up againe, and your frend Torri is geting owt the boat!! Now, it seems lyke just yesturday that Robobama an Mint Rockney were dooking it owt for the prezidensy. But today there are to compleetly differnt peeple whom want to be prezidense, one of whom is a gerl!! Her…

  • Get Owt The Boat!!

    Geuss waht! Today is Mint Erb Eleckshun day. I love mint and erb. There my favrite spices (witch is my Zotiac sign, derf). I dont know why I need to get out my boat for the eleckshuns butt sence the Presidunt said to do it, it must bee importent. So anyways, I had the Latiners…

  • Happy Valium Times!!

    Guess waht! Tomorow is Valium-Times day!! I love the holydays, an this is one of my favrites. When I was a ked, we celebated Valium-Times by eating lots of chocklets, accept we had the Latiners that mowd our lawn sampel them so we din’t axidently bite in to one of thoze tuthpaste ones. Then my…

  • Hapy Halloweene!

    Geuss waht! Its almost Halloweene! I cant heartily wait. Were halving the tradishunal Speling Holloweene Estragavanza for all are friends and famly. Weel do all the tradishunal Halloweene activites like bopping for apples an carfing jak-o-landers an doine wip-its and evrything!!   Were goine too dress the keds up like zombees and have them walk…