Category: Sports
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The Submariner…
Ya know, I usually leave this sports stuff to the professionals, like Finley, Madden, and Herb Alpert, but in this case I have to make an exception. See, there’s this kid in the Olympics that’s like breaking every record there is and winning all the races and making the Chinese people want to kill…
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Favre From Over
Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, Scott Finley made a pun!! As you know, the NFL (National Football League) will postpone it’s season this year until the drama of the Favre / Packers standoff has reached epic levels in ludicrocity. Favre (62) said at a press conference Wednesday, “Eh Sonny? I couldn’t understand your question. I…
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When You’re a Jet…
In one of the most anticipated moves in recent NFL history, Green Bay Packers owner, Tommy Thompson has trade Brett Favre to the Jets in New York. The Jets current CEO commented on the move at a press conference earlier today. “That’s right, Buddy-Boys, he’s one of us now!” shouted Riff (no known last name)…
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Celtic Pride
Boo-Yah!! That’s right America, Scott Finley’s back and bringing the Irish with him. Last night, history happened again when Kyle Mulrooney defeated Vlad Smirnoff in the finals of the Canadian Headbutting Championships. It’s the first time in more than two decades that the National Title was again held by a whisky-swilling, flat-headed Mick. Unfortunately, Mulrooney…
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