Category: Sports
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NBAsturbation 2017
Boo-yah, sports fans! Scott Finley’s back with another installment of Loser Sports, and this weekend all eyes are on the NBA…providing those eyes belong to NBA players and their baby-mamas. Yes, All-Star Weekend 2017 is back to reinforce the belief that putting a ball through metal ring suspended 10′ from the ground is a valuable…
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NBA Players Protest By Being D-Bags
Boo-yah sports fans, and welcome to another pointless installment of Loser Sports Update. This week LA Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, was allegedly recorded making racially insensitive remarks while drunk on the phone with “public relations assistant”, V. Stiviano. Stiviano denies releasing the recording to the press, yet highly respected news organization, TMZ, was still able…
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Lebenched!!
Insiders report that perennial all-star, Lebron James, will sit the rest of the regular season due to regulations imposed on the league by new NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver. “Over the last 50 years the NBA has symbolically thumbed it’s nose at the Equal Pay Act that was established by the Federal Government in 1963. In…
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Kareem Comes Out!
Kareem Abdul Jabbar said he has gotten “incredible” support since coming out as the first openly straight player in one of the four major U.S. pro sports leagues, and hopes he may have made the path easier for others to follow. Jabbar sat down for an interview on Tuesday, one day after the veteran NBA…
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