Category: Sports
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No Reason for Bowl Season
Boo-yah, Sports Fans! Bowl season’s back and it’s stupider than ever. Join legions of college football lemmings to watch snippets of gridiron action nestled snugly between 15-minute blocks of ads for all the useless crap your grandma will be getting you this Christmas. What ever happened to the five-ish games played every New Year’s Day, where…
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2021 “Simon-Says” Champion Crowned!!
Spokane- Suburban housewife, Mirna Stroup, was crowned National 2021 Simon-Says Champion this week after one of the closest races in decades. Stroup, who took third in nationals in 2019, says she was extremely disappointed after not placing in the 2020 competition. “I thought I had it in the bag, ” she said, recalling last year’s…
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Lions “Likely” to Play in Thanksgiving Game
Boo-Yah, sports fans, and welcome to another installment of Loser Sports! This week Detroit Lions Coach, Dan Campbell, says he’s probably going to go to their Thanksgiving match-up with the Chicago Bears. “It’s kind of in my contract,” Campbell said a a press conference earlier today. Lions substandard quarterback, Jared Goff, is questionable for the…
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MLS Testing Patience
The Major League Soccer organization (MLS) came under criticism this weekend as players became frustrated with Covid testing requirements prior to an FC Austin / FC Cincinnati non-conference match. Team managers and owners were also incensed at what they deemed unnecessary and time-consuming constraints set by League Commissioner, Don Garber. Officials and stadium security staff…
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