Category: Philosophy & Science
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Those Darned Aliens
Just when you thought the nation was safe from alien aggression, Federal officials have uncovered a threat so heinous, it could only be termed a “concern”. Earlier this week, INS Agents discovered what appears to be a terrrestrially based interstellar gateway in a dried up river bed near the coastal city of San Diego, CA.…
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California Scientist Has Poor Reasoning Skills…
An Earth-size planet, four times Earth’s mass and two times it’s radius, was discovered earlier this week lurking a mere twenty-five light years away. “Personally, given the ubiquity (being everywhere) and propensity (a natural tendancy) of life to flourish wherever it can, I would say, my own personal feeling is that the chances of life…
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Pontiff Power!!
Yoiks, and away!! Faster than a Camerlengo! More powerful than a papal enclave! Able to leap a prostrate Oprah in a single bound! It’s an Imam, it’s a Rabbi, it’s Super Pope!! From a mysterious realm known as Vatican City, in times of trouble, Joseph Ratzinger transforms into the most powerful Catholic on Earth…Super Pope.…
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Transitional Fossil Discovered…Again
News reports suggest that scientists have found the remains of a transitional fossil near a landfill in Desmoines, IA. Archaeologists are amazed at the find, stating it goes beyond their wildest imaginations. “Sure, we knew we’d find them eventually,” remarked Dr. Ruth, head of research for the Iowa dig, “but we had no idea it would…
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