Category: Philosophy & Science
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The Pernicious Plot of Planned Parenthood
“We should hire three or four colored ministers, preferably with social-service backgrounds, and with engaging personalities. The most successful educational approach to the Negro is through a religious appeal. We don’t want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population and the minister is the man who can straighten out…
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Life Lessons – With Justin Bieber
Whassup guys?!? Um, ya know, life sometimes really gets you down and stuff, like when your baby leaves you, or you get attacked by a bunch of chicks at the mall and stuff, or like when you totally douche some pig with a water balloon in Maryland who doesn’t understand that you’re Justin @#*%ing Bieber,…
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Robostir International!!
Yowzers, America!! It stirs so you don’t have to! That’s right, the Robostir is “stirring” up interest throughout the universe. Developed by super-smart scientists, its secret is the orbital gyroscope action that ensures no spot is unstirred or untouched. Works for any pot or pan, except round or rectangular ones! It’s been so darned popular…
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Arsenic: The Building Block of Life
Remember when the Earth was only two billion years old and then a few years later it was four billion years old? Well, this is weirder still. Astrobiologists have found a microbe that utilizes arsenic in some functions that were thought to only run on phosphorus. I’m super cereal!! Phosphorus is essential to the manufacture…
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