Category: Philosophy & Science
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Another Year in Review, with Father Time…er…Tim
Greetings beloved brothers and sisters. Gosh, but the time does fly, and another year has come and gone at Mother Mary Cathedral of Holy Communion. As you know, we’ve recently come under some scrutiny for the youth group’s production of Islam Is Lame. Certainly, some of the acting was a bit stiff and the musical…
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BBC Reports Possible Story
The BBC reported a potentially riveting story, last week, of conceivably universal importance. Dr. Francois Fressin, of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center, advised that astronomers have detected the first Earth-sized planets, which are orbiting a star similar to our own Sun. In the distant past they may have been able to support life and one of them may have had…
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The “Bill” of Rights
The ACLU has filed a class action suit against Open Door Christian Academy in Foley, AL, accusing the school of animal rights violations. The lawsuit, filed in the name of one “Peaches the Duck”, claims the two-week-old water fowl’s First Amendment rights were violated when the orphaned duckling was forced to live in a cardboard…
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Get The Plunger…
A huge satellite containing an insane woman, a lizard, and several children is falling slower than expected, and may now plummet to Earth somewhere over the United States tonight or early Saturday. “There is a low probability any debris that survives re-entry will land in the United States,” NASA officials wrote in a status update…
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