Category: Philosophy & Science
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Spieling the Emes- With Louis Farrakhan
Brothers and shvesters, America is shteyendik on geferlehk ground, and I say Yahweh is shier nisht to oysmekn this nation from the ponem of the Earth. I’m not meshuge. I’m no shiker. How leng do you gleybn a nation can do shlekht and not oyg the broygez of reboyne-sheloylem?!? The regirung of the United States…
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The Jaded Observations Of Granola-Girl
Hey again, Corporate sell-outs. Thanks for taking a second from gnawing the flesh off whatever deep fried, processed, chocolate coated meat stick you’ve been munching on to partake in a little worldly wisdom. You know that skank, Margie, who slaves for the man at the local google-plex? Well, she’s way jealous of me because I’m…
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Emasculate Conception
Scientists may be on the verge of curing the greatest malady known to mankind. Mankind. Well, “men-kind” to be exact. It seems fertility specialists have found a way for women to have babies without men. It starts off normally by giving a woman a cocktail, but not your standard Vodka and Kool-Aid Spritzer. Rather, a…
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You Were Born Rich…You Just Screwed It Up
Hi, I’m philosopher and international bestseller, Bob Proctor, author of You Were Born Rich, a groundbreaking exploration into the ingredients of personal and financial success (which can be purchased from my website for a paltry $289.00). Nowadays I travel the universe telling people how to get their transcendental crap together (and make bank doing it),…
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