Category: Philosophy & Science
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Remember when the universe was 4 billion years old, and then is it was 5 billion, then 13 billion, then 12.5 billion, and now it’s 13.8 billion? That was awesome, and an important reason why we were able to stave off the global kitten extinction of 2015. And that’s one to grow on…or is it?
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Chinese Scientists Baffled by ‘House’ Spotted on Far Side of Lunar Surface!
Experts were left baffled when Lunar Rover, Yutu 2, snapped a picture of a strange cube-shaped object from a distance roughly 260 feet (80 meters) away in November. The object has been dubbed “mystery house” until experts can get a better look to determine whether it’s classic Colonial, Tudor or, quite possibly, a townhouse. As…
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Scientists Baffled by Venusian Vapors
It’s not every day that scientists are baffled by penguin feces. In fact, some scientists go weeks at a time without being perplexed by flippered-bird scat, but after these penguin droppings were found to contain phosphine – a gas found a good 38 million miles away on Venus– researchers have been left scratching their heads…after…
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Astrobiologists Accomplish…Something
Bored astrobiologists reported yesterday that they would be reevaluating the system used to gauge distance in the universe. “We were just sitting on our thumbs till they find some actual biology in space,” related NAI Director and granola girl, Penelope Boston, “but then Rory (referring to Rory Koffahoff, head of custodial staff at the Institute)…
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