Category: Philosophy & Science
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Darwin’s Underwear Drawer
Remember when the Evolution Fairy turned an ant-eater into a whale?!? That was awesome! Herself (or himself possibly, as EF has never been photographed nude) a highly evolved panda, she/he will attempt her/his/their next magnificent feat during the vernal equinox, turning a kangaroo into a humming bird. Granted, it will take four billion years to complete…
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Eugenics
\yü-ˈje-niks\ : a science that deals with the improvement (as by control of human mating) of hereditary qualities of a race or breed. HEY EVERYBODY!! IT’S ME EDDIE DEEZER, FROM THE HIT MOVIE GREASE AND IT’S PATHETICALLY POINTLESS SEQUEL, GREASE 2! AS YOU KNOW, ACTIVISTS ARE ALWAYS HIRING CELEBRITIES TO ENDORSE THEIR CAUSE DE JEUR, MUCH…
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Did You Know?
The human leg is made up of 43 opposable bones. The average person loses 206% of their body heat through their head in less than a second. Swastikas inspired the helicopter. Canada was never colonized. Vegetables are actually made out of recycled feminine hygeine products. Cats have fins.
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The Greatest Scientific Find Of The 21st Century
Holy paleontologists, Batman!! I was digging in my backyard the other day, trying to unearth the corrugated roofing that Farmer Fred buried eons ago, when I found a prehistoric bone (see above). It was about three layers down, and if I recall my high school biology correctly, that’s somewhere between the monkey layer and the…
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