Category: Philosophy & Science
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Missing Link Found / Misplaced!!
Ella Abernathy, recent graduate of Ms. Chalmers School of Cosmetology in Grand Rapids, MI recently found a twenty-six year old picture of herself and what may be the fossilized remains of the Darwin’s legendary “missing link”. “I was just thumbing through an old photo album at my mom’s,” Abernathy explained, “and Wala-Wala! There it was.”…
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The Hulking of the Environment
HuLk mAd!! eVEryOnE sAY gO gREeN! HuLk aLrEAdy GrEeN!! nOt wANt geT mORe gReEN!! HuLk nOt beLieVE iN gLObAl waRmInG, aNYwAY! HuLk tHInK MoRE eMpHAsIS sHouLd bE pLAceD oN gAMma rAdIAtiOn rEsEArcH! HuLk tIReD oF hEArInG cELeBRItIEs wHiNIng aBOuT eNvIRonMenT! WHat AbOUt HuLk?!? HuLk hAVe FeELinGS, tOo!! HuLK SmASh cELEbrITieS…exCePt EdwArD nOrtON…BuT SMaSH eVeryOne elsE!!
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Evaluation of Evolution
If evolution is so smart, why didn’t it put a third eye in the back of our heads when it created the world? I mean, hind sight is 20/20 right? It would be totally useful, and seeing as science has finally proven that all life sprang forth from the union of a chicken McNugget and…
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Hasselhoff / Lama Meet For “Feed the Need” Symposium
ARBY’S PARKING LOT. OJAI, Ca.-The Dalai Lama met with, Knight Rider star, David Hasselhoff today to discuss world issues, including; world hunger, the global economy, America’s Got Talent ratings, and lasting peace for mankind. “This is a significant and unprecedented moment,” relates Wolf Blitzer, host of liberal infommercial, The Situation Room. “If only the Pope…
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