Category: Philosophy & Science
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News Outlet Misleads Public…Again
Bastion of hard-hitting UK journalism, the Manchester Evening News, mislead both of its subscribers this week when they posted an article about NASA Rover’s discovery of a “skull on Mars”. The article read, “The Perseverance rover is currently searching the Martian surface for signs of ancient life,” leading limey lemmings to believe that NASA had…
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Deep Space Anamoly Flashes Scientists
A deviant supermassive black hole has baffled scientists after it was spotted ‘flashing’ them from across the galaxy. Astronomer’s say they’ve never witnessed anything quite as disgusting in space, though astronaut, Suni Williams, says she’s seen worse. ”Butch (fellow astronaut, Barry ‘Butch’ Wilmore) is a straight-up pig,” she advised. “It’s like he doesn’t even own…
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More Phonetic Fancies-With Richard Shennery
Mī ōld də yo͞ozd tə sā, “Yül ne-vər plau̇ ā fēld bī ˈtər-niŋ ət ˈō-vər ən yu̇r mīnd.” “Ets ā lȯŋ rōd (h)wət haz nō ˈtər-niŋ.” “Ets ˈbe-tər tu̇ pā t͟hə ˈbu̇-chər t͟han t͟hə ˈdäk-tər.” “Ef yü dōnt stäp ˈtə-chiŋ t͟hət thiŋ, yü-ər ˈgō-iŋ tü gō blīnd bi-ˈfȯr yü-ər thər(t)-ˈtēn!” An(d) yü ˈnō (h)wət ?…
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Closed for the Season
Roughly 16% of Christian congregations throughout the US cancelled church on Christmas Day this year, up 5% from 2016. While most congregations thought it even more important to gather for Christmas services Sunday, some churches chose to opt out for a variety of reasons. Mert Walinski, the pastor of Living Hope Christian Church in Shreveport,…
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