Category: Local
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Blame On!
Fires throughout the Los Angeles area have sparked unneeded reactions as internet influencers, talking heads, and pseudo-soothsayers around the nation began pointing their blame-throwers at everybody else. Retired University of Missouri Professor, Karen Piper, waded into the fray to chastise actor James Woods for his assertion that the raging fires were not due to climate…
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A Letter To Mom…
Dear Donna, I hate all of you and wish you were dead! You’ve ruined my life!! I’ve already deleted my avatar from World of Warcraft and am running away to Forks, Washington where I can live my existence in peace. Maybe, if you would have let me go to the midnight showing of Breaking Dawn with Willow…
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Tyra Banks Ate My Grandchildren!!
Wilma Lou Harris, of Sabina, OH, told reporters today that ex-model/talk show skank, Tyra Banks has eaten five of her grandchildren when they came to visit her at the Shady Acres retirement home. “They used to come see me every week before Tyra started eating them,” the Octogenarian explained. “Now I just see my creepy…
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Canine Conundrum
Dear PETA, I think some people may be mistreating their dog and I don’t know what to do. They only feed him people food and dog treats, and never have him on a leash. I’ve never seen them take him to vet, I don’t know if he’s had his shots, and I don’t even think…
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