Category: Killin’ Things With Ted
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More Deer Killin’
Hey everybody!! It’s me, Ted! And derned if I didn’t kill me a deer. See, it was the last week of bow season, and the only guy I knew that got a buck was this sissy-loser-dork I work with, whom we’ll just call “Doug S”. Thus, I was quite distressed. Luckily, I found my quarry…
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Snipes Huntin’
Hey everybody!! It’s me, Ted! Ya’ know, a friend came up to me the other day and asked me if I wanted to go Snipes Huntin’. Now, I’ve hunted goose, deer, Koala, boar, puppy, and most every other thing you can point a gun at, but I just wasn’t sure if I wanted to kill…
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Anti-Killin’ Folk
Hey everybody!! This is Ted! Ya’ know, I just love killin’ things, but sometimes one of them liberal, tree hugging, tofu eating, rainbow coalition, free love, dope smoking, hippie folks comes up to me and says, “Ted, you shouldn’t kill things.” So, I tell them they shouldn’t support animal rights and abortion at the same…
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Alas…
Ever had one of those days when you just couldn’t think up nothing to kill? Well, ole Ted’s having one of those today. I couldn’t think of one thing. Sure, I could just phone it in and say, “Let’s kill some puppies!!”, but you deserve better than that, America. If I can’t be passionate about…
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